My fork
My fork is all I know
It's perfect in every way.
While others come and go,
My fork is here to stay
You see, my fork I know is real
It may be strange to say this.
Yet how do I know you're really there?
My fork plainly exists.
My fork is multi-functional.
It not only serves my food.
It's a cold compress, accupunctual,
And pokes people when I'm in a bad mood.
My fork is wonderful, beautiful
Prim and concise.
It feeds me 'til I'm completely full
But it's NOTHING compared to my knife!