Squeal loudly
Scream like a maniac
On the screen
He's dealing crack,
Inspector in black,
With nothing to lack.

Sometimes you see him
And he's kinda greasy
(But always pretty)
Even if he's cheesy
And whores think he's easy
I see him, and I go all wheezy.

Johnny Depp
I love you baby
You're so hot
Dressed as a lady,
A pirate, arrr matey,
Or a greasin' badboy crybaby

Beauty
You got it, babe
Brains
YOu got it raw!
Breeding
Without a doubt you are the
Bounty
Best pirate I've ever seen

Indescribable
Beauty
You are
Like tea
But so much prettier.