Author's Note: This is the eighth of a (very) short series of (very) short stories. If you have not read the others first, it would help a lot to read them. Basically, the Guy is the good person, and the Dude is the bad person.

One day all seven of the guys that the dude killed came to life and ripped out the dude's vocal cords, put Peeps in his mouth, sewed his lips shut, stuck a clothes hanger up his nose, put melted chocolate on his face, and pushed him off a helicopter. Then the guys ran off laughing like the maniac that killed them. That night they had to go back to their graves, where they could finally rest in peace.