Homeless in New Zealand
It started well. Bob the Second (Kiley's uncle) was playing the part of Gimli the dwarf in the Lord of the Rings movies. But then they realized he was too tall to play the part. So, they fired him. He became a homeless person in New Zealand because he couldn't afford plane fare back to the states. He turned into a monster (figuratively, of course). He decided on revenge (if he could get some dough).
Bob the Second got a job giving blimp rides in Wellington. They only paid him $.02 an hour, but hey! It was money.
Six years later, he finally had enough money for either a plane ticked back or revenge on the director or the Lord of the Rings. He decided on the plane ticket because, well, it had been six years. When he bought his ticket, he found that he had some money left, so he bought a mini-muffin basket for Peter Jackson, the director.
REALLY PEOPLE! DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT AFTER THE GUY GOT FIRED AND WAS HOMELESS FOR SIX YEARS HE WOULD BUY A MINI-MUFFIN BASKET FOR THE MAN WHO DID THIS TO HIM? I THINK NOT!
So Bob the Second really didn't go back to the states…REVENGE ALL THE WAY!
First thing, he went to visit his friend Mr. Bob the Fourth. He was a poison dealer. Bob the Second devised a devious plan. He would send a gingerbread basket to the director. Peter Jackson would open the basket; say something along the lines of "Jolly well! Gingerbread!" and fall to the ground, stunned.
There was more to the basket than gingerbread & poison, though. The genius of the plan was to bake the poison INSIDE the gingerbread.
So Bob the Second thanked Mr. Bob the Fourth and went to bake the POISON gingerbread.
Well, Bob the Second baked the POISON gingerbread and stunned Mr. Peter Jackson. He didn't have to pay Mr. Bob the Fourth a whole lot because they were friends, so he had enough money to go home. Finally, as he boarded his plane to go home, he realized that he could see his family again.
"Not so fast!" cried the guards.
"We have orders that you poisoned a VIP! No plane ticket for you!"
So Bob the Second never really got to go home after all. He died in a jail in Wellington, not far away from his blimp job. His family back in the states died thinking that Bob the Second had decided to live in Wellington and never told them. They died very angry; I'll just put it that way.
THE END! Now, the moral of the story is that you should never…no wait, the moral of the story is that you should always commit revenge, even if you die in a jail with your family very disgruntled with you!
A/N: Just some comedy I wrote one very boring day in Language Arts last year…the teacher liked it though! LoL
Read my other story, New Beginnings!
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~Ave xx
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