Shopping Day

I bought sausages, eggs and ham

Bread, butter, milk and jam

Beans, ketchup, ice cream too

I bought all these just for you

I went to the bakery and bought a pie

I thanked the man and waved goodbye

I went to the butchers to buy some meat

Chicken, lamb and trotters feet

There you stood all skin and bone

You had no food and were all alone

I plodded along with my excess weight

Pie in hand, this is fate

You took it from my hands with grace

And then you threw it in my face L