I did not have a major revelation last night.

So sure, I dreamed. And a giant pink rabbit did appear. An d it did speak with a heavy British accent. "You're living in d-" No! I'm telling you, I did not have a major revelation last night! You can say that all you want, but that's not gonna change the truth I'm telling you now. I…

I'm not living in d…

Don't even go there. Because I know truth, and I didn't! I don't believe in giant pink rabbits! I did NOT have a major revelation last night! Because if I did, I wouldn't say I didn't, would I? I know myself as well as the next… um… giant pink bunny, and I know that I'm not l-

Lying when I say I'm not l-

Living with a dirty aquarium. I didn't have a revelation last night, and the pink bunny was just from eating too many celery sticks. You can just keep thinking that, but I DIDN'T. I'm telling you, you're going to regret this later-no, don't give me that look! Stop-where're you going! I'm speaking TRUTH here people, and you're just… Wait! I don't wanna talk to your hand, I wanna talk to you. You have to understand, just wait, give me a minute, listen…

Okay. Thank you. Now let me look you in the eye and make this quite clear: I-DID-NOT-HAVE-A-REVELATION-LAST-NIGHT! Yeah, sure, LOOK skeptical. See if I care. And I'm going now, so you just have a great day. Yeah, have fun. I'll see you later, when you get out of denial and accept that I'm not living in denia…

You know. That.

I did not have a revelation last night.