5Chard: Lacey? But we all thought you were dead. (Begins playing piano)
Lacey: No, I was just at Pick N Save.
Assorted Rabble: (sings) Save… Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Lacey: (sings) Well I was going to Pick N Save…
Rabble: Save… Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Lacey: And there I met a guy named Dave…
Rabble: Dave… Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Lacey: And right away, I knew, it was looo…
Rich: (Enters with Michelle) (To Chard) So… you seen Finding Nemo?
Lacey: …oooooo…
Rabble: Nemo… Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Chard: (Confused) Yeah…
Lacey: …oooooo…
Rich: Do I know you?
Rabble: You… Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Michelle: Wait! I know you! You were at the Good Charlotte concert!
Rabble: Good… Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Chard: Me? Um… That must have been someone else.
Lacey: …oooove! It was loo…
Rich: (Nervous) I… uhh… think it's cute.
Rabble: Cute… Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Michelle: Did you finish… Lacey? Lacey! LACEY!
Lacey: …oove, love love at the Pick N Save.
Rabble: PICK N SAVE!
Michelle: Did you finish transferring all of your worldly possessions to my attorney?
Lacey: I meant to, honest!
Michelle: (pouts) You FORGOT? After all we've been through together? You've been my best friend for, like, ever, and you couldn't even find it in your heart to give me all your worldly belongings... Well, remember to finish, please.
Rabble: Please... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Chard: Serioulsy, I wasn't at that concert! No way was it me! I was... studying.
Rich: SURE you were...
Rabble: Were... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Lacey: If you weren't so hot...
Michelle: What?!
Lacey: I said, if your brother wasn't so hot...
Rabble: Hot... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Chard: I'm telling you, I wasn't...
Rich: Oh, shut UP!
Michelle: So! I KNEW it!
Rabble: Knew... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Lace: Oh, no... not at all...
Chard: What?
Michelle: You like my brother!
Rich: No one CARES if you were at the Good Charlotte concert.
Rabble: Concert... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Lacey: Oh! Yeah, your brother's great...
Chard: What do you mean, no one cares? Good Charlotte's so... mainstream.
Rabble: Mainstream... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Michelle: We've gotta get you two a date!
Rich: I wouldn't care if you listened to Justin Timberlake.
Lacey: Chard? We were practicing?
Rabble: Practicing... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Chard: Well.. now that you mention it...
Michelle: What's going on?
Rich: I'll go now. (Exits)
Rabble: Go... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Michelle: So... what're you guys doing?
Lacey: We're practicing. Loooooo...
Rabble: Musical... Pick N Save Pick N Save Pick N Save
Michelle: Right. I'll go. RitchIEEE! Wait UPPP!
Lacey: ...ooo...
Chard: Ooo...
Rabble: Love... at the Pick N
Rabble and Lacey: Pick N Save