Bless the spitton!
5 bucks he'll miss
Grace it with liquid pressence
And that doesnt mean piss!

Gather round with friends
Drunk and sober alike
Take a drink with a wink
And here are the rules tonight

Dont shoot low
You stupid shmo
Or I'll tell you to take a hike
But if you hit
Without a drip
We'll laugh and cheer
And spill some beer
Then trip to the grace
Of pale moonlight