2Kaitlynn was having some trouble in gym, or P.E. First and foremost, she hated running, jumping, lifting, jogging, moving, and pretty much doing anything involving even the least amount of physical exertion. So, everyone thought, she'd probably be very easy to beat in a game of badminton, which all of the classes were playing that day. They, however, didn't know that Kaitlynn was fucking awesome and could beat anyone if in the right frame of mind.
On this particular day, Kaitlynn's opponent was none other than the 5 foot tall Nick Carr. Since Nick was considerably shorter than Kaitlynn (the top of his head was even with the lower portion of her boobs), she thought that her height would give her an advantage. As the game progressed, her theory was proving to be true; she was beating Nick 8-2. Soon though, Nick began to realize Kaitlynn's only weakness: laughter, the ultimate form of heckling.
So, feeling confident, Nick approached Kaitlynn as she was serving the game point and, in a Rob Schneider voice, he told her, "Goddamn, my nutsack burns. I don't understand, I shave it every day! Maybe it got infected. -Say, do you have any Vagisil I could put on it?"
Caught off guard, Kaitlynn burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Nick, of course, was reveling in the moment, and decided to use it to his advantage. Getting a little full of himself, he shouted, "DOES ANYONE HAVE SOME VAGISIL I COULD PUT ON MY NUTSACK?"
Everyone on the court stopped what they were doing to stare at the red faced Nick, and the laughing, teary- eyed Kaitlynn.
The teacher, Mr. Morgan, looked up from his grade book and craned his neck over the crowd of students to see who was the source of the outburst. Finding no probably source, or just not caring, he rolled his eyes and continued crunching numbers.
After Kaitlynn was mostly recovered, she staggered back to her side of the court to resume play. The tables turned though, as she was still shaky and her sides hurt from laughing so hard. Within about two minutes, Nick had caught up to, and beaten, Kaitlynn.
"Until next time, Carr," Kaitlynn muttered, "Until next time. . ."
The End.