Hose

Ness- *Evil Laugh* "I now have the Evil Hose of DOOM! *Evil Laugh* "Now no one can stop me from world domination." *Evil Laugh*

Richard- "Hi Ness...What that you got there?"

Ness- "It's my Evil Hose of DOOM!"

Richard- *Blinks* "Um...Okay..." *Blinks*

Ness- "It looks like a regular hose...and even sprays water like a regular hose...Look..."

*Turns on Evil Hose of Doom*

*Richard is now soaking wet*

Richard- "...Crap..."

Ness- *Evil Laugh* "But that's not all" *Evil Laugh* "You can change the settings." *Evil Laugh* "Watch."

Tanya- "Hi guys..."

Ness- *Evil Laugh* "Now I shall test my Evil Hose of DOOM!"

*Changes settings and sprays Tanya with fire*

Tanya- "Ow..."

*Cloths are burning*

Tanya- "I'm gonna go run around in agony now..."

*Runs around in agony*

Ness- *Evil Laugh* "IT WORKS...MY EVIL HOSE OF DOOM WORKS!" *Evil Laugh* "Now...who shall I test the other settings on?"

Richard- "Hey, I'm getting a little dry over here..."

Ness- "Fine..." *Changes settings and fires*

*Acid sprays onto Richard and he melts*

Ness- "Woops...Wrong setting...Sorry..."

Laura- "Ooooooooo...What does this setting do?"

*Boom*

Laura and Ness- "Nuts?"

Aymie- "AHHHHHHHHHH! THE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Laura and Ness- "Oh..."

Tanya- "...Crap..."