It won't make any sense to you, but I assure you every bit of this poem is true.

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Birthday Poem

On March 19 2004 I turned 16
So my friends and I went out
And saw a weird Belgian movie
With badly translated insults
"Is that how a 'hormone' eats?"
And then we got in the car and
Stuffed ourselves on tamakizushi
And tempura
And okonomiyaki
And miso soup
While making copious jokes about
Someone's femurs
(We're not stupid
We're Advanced!)
Then we considered renting
Big Bird Goes to China
But got Once Upon A Time in Mexico
And Pieces of April instead
Because some of us are easily frightened
By zombie films
We also watched our home movies
About this lemon
With a face drawn on it in black marker
We call him 'Sad Lemon'
Then we played a card game called
Apples To Apples
And argued over which was more magical:
Toys or pit bulls
I still think ghosts are blunter than pennies
And ice is colder than winter
After the movies we talked about
Bad vomiting experiences
Horse trauma
And... uh...
Femurs
And then we went to sleep
And caught colds
...At least, I did.

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I ain't getting no steeeeenkin' driver's liscense! ...anyway, try to figure this out.