I have a gray fuzz ball
All furry and cute
Stripped like a tabby
Attitude like a minx
Daytime is spent
Stalking that brown folded up paper
Nighttime is better
Sleeping deeply, warming up my feet
She has an appetite of a horse
But she's so small and cute
Curled up on my bed
My own little fuzzy
Sweet to me
A demon to strangers
No wonder I named her
'The Evil Betty'