51) Dude, I saved your ass. Hell, I MADE your ass. Be fucking grateful.
2) I am the original God. Don't worship those other posers. You can listen to Dave(Buddha) and become one with nature because he's cool, but just worship me. I have Paypal. I rock.
3) Don't throw my name around like a cheap whore. If you come bitching at me after talking shit behind my omnipotent back, you can talk to the omnipotent hand. Don't worry. It talks back.
4) Don't work on Sunday. We got trashed yesterday, and I don't feel like it. Just call me in the morning so I know you're already alive. Wait...I know everything! I'm a moron! We'll just talk and stuff.
5) If it wasn't for your mom and dad, you wouldn't be alive to be playing PS2. If your life sucks, then you originally suck. I didn't make you that way. You are like Sea Monkies to me. That's what you get for trying to play me.
6) Don't kill. You will go to jail. That is bad, I guess.
7) If you didn't put the ring on the finger, then you can't put the finger in the ring. How do you like my Divine Innuendo?
8) KaZaA is not stealing. Anime is for everyone.
9) If you didn't see it, it didn't happen. If I saw it, you're going to be visiting Tyrone(Satan) for a few thousand years.
10) Don't be a hater. Haters suck. Stupid n00b.