Do you take it black?
Or do you prefer an artificial sweetener.
To go with your artificial personality?
Consider the annoying angst-ridden characters
Who flock to their local coffee shop daily
Only to marinate in their existential dilemma
You're so cool; would you like some coffee with that?
Maybe you could sit over there in the corner
You could pretend to be someone important
With book in your hand
And a hot cup of coffee by your side
Yes, you are the intellectual
You are the only one of your kind
You are what makes philosophy such bullshit.