No way José
By: lost mercury
Fussing and bussing all over the fair.
Someone like me would never dare.
From squirming pigs to charming birds.
Money is given for something absurd.
Kissing some animals you got to be kidding.
What kind of person could be so giving?
You better pucker up baby.
For the fair has come.
So you may be next to kiss a frog