My past gives me no inspiration,

Although I could tell you a lot:

I have experienced sensations

And been to places you have not.

Like a forgotten publication

With shallow heroes, twisted plot

My life was a hallucination,

No real feeling has it brought.

An album full of random pictures,

A stranger's life, a weird mixture -

This past just couldn't have been mine!

But maybe if I paid attention

To this life story, I could mention

Some things to make you laugh and cry.