Author's Note: I got the idea for this from ERMonkey. If you haven't read anything by her, DO IT! NOW!

Monkey, I'm sorry if you're insulted by this, but I was in a vindictive mood today. Tough luck.

Now back to your regualrly scheduled insanity.

POP! (a.k.a. Revenge is Sweet)

Round and round the school halls
the Turtle chased the Monkey
Turtle thought twas all in good fun,
Till POP! Goes the Monkey.

A penny for a clicky pen
A penny for a notebook
That's the way the money goes.
POP! Goes the Monkey

A half a pound of insanity
A half a pound of cookies
Mix it up and burn it all
POP! Goes the Monkey

Up and down random halls
In and out of school
That's the way insanity grows
POP! Goes the Monkey

I've no time to plead or whine.
I've no time to wheedle.
I'll look it up and then I'm gone!
POP! Goes the Monkey.