Never believe what George bush says,
Does this really need an explanation?
Never believe what John Howard says,
Never drink -V- late at night,
This I know from experience.
Never believe what's written down,
Unless I wrote it.
Never call a kettle black,
(This only matters if you're a black pot)
Never ever eat chocolate on an empty stomach,
Always eat it on ice-cream.
And last of all,
-NEVER READ A STORY OF MINE AND NOT REVIEW!-
Unless you want to be flamed beyond oblivion.
Never ever ever by insert funky name
Poetry » Humor Rated: K+, English, Humor, Words: 195, Published: 8/3/2004 Updated: 8/5/2004}
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