7Alright, I get bored and re-write songs in a comedy way, per say. Anyhow-
Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffet!
Here's the original version:
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits But at night I'd had these wonderful dreams Chorus: Heard about the old time sailor men Times have changed for sailors these days Chorus: I like mine with lettuce and tomato Chorus: I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays
Like some kind of sensuous treat
Not zuchinni, fettucini or bulghar wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
Not too particular not too precise (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Well it reminds me of the menu at a holiday inn
When I'm in port I get what I need
Not just havanas or bananas or daiquiris
But that american creation on which I feed
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Medium rare with mustard 'be nice (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God almighty which way do I steer for my
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice (paradise)
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice (paradise)
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God almighty which way do I steer?
And here is my Christmas edited version!
Cheeseburger in Christmas Tights!
Tried to amend my Christmas sweets habits,
Nearly made it to Christmas Eve!
Losing weight- no need-, eating tons of candy.
Drinking lots of chocolate milk, and watching T.V.!
But at night I had these wonderful dreams,
Like some kind of sensuous treat!
Not zucchini, fettuccini, lobster from Maine,
But a big warm cake and huge candy cane!
Chorus:
Cheeseburger in Christmas tights! (Christmas tights…)
Heaven on Earth with a cookie slice! (Christmas tights)
Not too particular- not too precise! (Christmas tights)
I'm just a cheeseburger in Christmas tights!
Heard about the old time elves and men,
They ate the same thing again and again!
Warm cider and bread they said could raise the dead,
Well it reminds me of the menu at a North Pole Inn!
Well times have changed for elves these days,
When I'm at work I get what I need!
Not just eggnog and pies or turkey,
But that crazy candy diet on which I feed!
Chorus:
Cheeseburger in Christmas tights! (Christmas tights)
Fluffy Santa suit and hat would be nice! (Christmas tights)
Heaven on Earth with a cookie slice! (Christmas tights)
I'm just a cheeseburger in Christmas tights!
I like mine with peppermint and holly!
Chocolate chip cookies, so lets be jolly!
Twelve drummers drumming,
And some Christmas cheer!
Well good God almighty- which way do I steer for my…
Cheeseburger in Christmas tights! (Christmas tights)
Checking to see who's been naughty or nice! (Christmas tights)
Worth every damn bit of frost and ice! (Christmas tights)
To get a Cheeseburger in Christmas tights
To be a Cheeseburger in Christmas tights
I'm just a Cheeseburger in Christmas tights!
I like mine with peppermint and holly!
Chocolate chip cookies, so lets be jolly!
Twelve drummers drumming,
And some Christmas cheer!
Well good God almighty- which way do I steer?
Ah, grand holiday spirit, a few months too early, lol. YOU ROCK JIMMY!