To me, the love of my life

Has eyes the size of

An old used eraser.

To me, the love of my life

Has a nose the shape of

A parrot in the zoo.

To me, the love of my life

Has tanned skin the shade of

Milk chocolate cocoa powder.

To me, the love of my life

Has a chest the gradient of

Pebbles on the highway.

To me, the love of my life

Has a rear with totally

No angle of elevation.

And yet to me,

The love of my life

Is the most perfect in my eyes.