Ode to all Who Read, but never review.
A/n: mwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*choke. deep
breath*hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. REVENGE! SWEET SWEET REVENGE!
(Please note: revenge is a dish best served chill with ice cream and
chocolate-covered tomatoes) YAAAAAY! As you might have guessed, gentle
-KILL ALL- *ahem* readers, this is a kind of revengy-thingmawotsit, filled
with randomness, anger and SWEET SWEET REVENGE on all who read and don't
review. I mean, I accept anon reviews, so you don't even have to have an
account. Even a simple 'great! I loved it!' or a harsh criticism is
welcome. But you know what the best thing is? No? I'll tell you: to yell at
me (through writing) or criticize this, you have to REVIEW!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*ahem* on with the ode-thingy:

to all
who read
but don't
review,
I speak
With the
Voices
Of a
Million billion,
Trillion
Angry authors.
We work
Or write
Our arses
Off
Just to
Bring you
Stuff
To read,
But you
Don't even
Care,
You read
And the
You EXIT!
Like it is
So hard
To review.
Its not,
Unless,
You are
So dumb,
You failed
Your kindergarten
Class
(Believe it or not, I've heard of it happening)
then you
have no
excuse
unless
of course
you are
having this
read to you
and therefore
cant review.
Then I
Do not
Blame you.
Because you
Basically have
NO choice.
So I
Finish
With this
Small
Parting phrase:
REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!
And also:
MAY ALL THEE WHO DON'T R&R, BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!

A/n: did you notice how not ONE swearword was in this? Ha-haha! I am so
good