346 dollers is one penny
24 hours is 45 days
900 mph is 50 mph
burgers are frys
a bike is a car
water is milk
feeling is boring
nothing is something
hard work is easy
i fired him and refired him
a dog is a cat
midtown is new jeresy
big dudes are small
large helms are small
games are gems
gas is fruit
5,000 people is 400 apples
26 is 12
books are tables
mighty is wimpy
can you spare 4 papers in a penny
10,000 is 4,000 per dog
20 stinks up floors
numbers are hurricanes
ok so what do you think am i insane? lolz.
the end.