Things ive said that make you say im crazy

46 dollers is one penny

24 hours is 45 days

900 mph is 50 mph

burgers are frys

a bike is a car

water is milk

feeling is boring

nothing is something

hard work is easy

i fired him and refired him

a dog is a cat

midtown is new jeresy

big dudes are small

large helms are small

games are gems

gas is fruit

5,000 people is 400 apples

26 is 12

books are tables

mighty is wimpy

can you spare 4 papers in a penny

10,000 is 4,000 per dog

20 stinks up floors

numbers are hurricanes

ok so what do you think am i insane? lolz.

the end.