I Hate John Kerry
I hate John Kerry with gumption,
He's just such a stupid guy.
When confronted with a question,
He can't help but tell a lie.
"I support this Iraqi war,"
Said Kerry after the hi-jacks.
"Go soldiers! In your endeavor,"
As he clapped them on their backs.
But now he's changed his way,
He's just become a fop.
His arguments decay,
He's called "Mr. Flip-Flop."
If you're looking for some answers,
For why the world's a mess.
Why soldiers look like murderers,
Blame Kerry and the Press.