I'd Rather walk 1000 miles

Original song by: The proclaimers
New Lyrics made by: Sean O'Raw of Green Hat Studios ©11/24/2000

When I wake up. Well I hope that it's not me, it's not me, the man who wakes up next to
you. When I go out. Yeah I'd hate to be, I'd hate to be the man who is seen with you. If I
saw you, well I know I'd probably, I'd probably vomit all over my shoes. And if I touched you
well I know I'd probably, I'd probably rip off that skin that touched did you. Cause...

I'd rather walk 500 miles, and I'd rather walk 500 more, than to be the man who has
to stay with you cause your uglier than a bor.

I'm thinkin', Yes I'm thinking of ways, thinkin' of ways to dispose of you. When I'm
drivin'. Oh I'm sure gonna be, gonna be the man who runs right over you. When I come home. Oh
I hope I do not see. I do not see you standin' waitin' for me. Cause if I see you
Oh I know I'll probably, probably take the next flight to catmando. Cause...

I'd rather walk 500 miles, and I'd rather walk 500 more, than to be the man who has
to stay with you cause your uglier than a bor.

Da la lat la...

And on hallow'en. Well I know I'd go out, I'd go out dressed up and looking just like
you. And if I did that. Well I'd probably, probably, scare all the kids in the neibourhood.
When I go huntin'. Well I know you'll probably, you'll probably scare them dead when they look
at you. When I'm robbed. Well I know I'd probably, Probably show him your face to scare him
straight. Your face would really scare him straight. And...

I'd rather walk 500 miles and I'd rather walk 500 more. Than to be the man who has
to stay with you cause your uglier than a bor.

Da la lat la...

And...

I'd rather walk 500 miles and I'd rather walk 500 more. Just to get away from you
because your much uglier than a bor.