Karen's Mom

"Look, I really need to know where she is. It's important, she has to sign this or I can't do PE in college, and it's mandatory."

"Look, I told you already, she's fucking my brother, and she'll be done in forty . . ." he glanced at his cellphone's time, "seven minutes," he concluded. "He paid her for two hours, and it's been . . . eh, roughly an hour and thirteen minutes."

Karen rolled her eyes. "C'mon, no fucking around."

"I'm not fucking around, your mom is fuck–"

"Oh, fuck my ass! Fuck me!" was screamed from the next room.

"Give me a second, Karen's mom," was heard, panted, much softer.

"Shut the fuck up!" he yelled, kicking the wall. He turned back toward Karen. "As I was saying, your mom is fucking around."

A/N: Changing her name, from Katie to Karen.