There once was a lib'ral named Kerry,
Who was just a tad bit too merry.
He ranted and screamed,
He shouted and dreamed,
And made even democrats wary.
The Commander in Chief ran against him,
With truth he was just sure to win.
He never did stop
And didn't flip-flop
When talking political jargon.
Now Bush is back in the White House
Instead of John Kerry, the louse.
The US has spoken,
And truth has awoken.
The lies of John Kerry were doused.