I went to Gregg's to buy some food,

Behind me was a scary dude.

I used to think that he was great,

But after a bit i showed him the gate.

Now he's in a relationship with an orc,

I want to stab her with a fork.

She's such a bitch and is as ugly as sin,

What the hell is he thinkin?!

She flirts with every man she sees,

I'm sure they'd rather be surrounded by bees.

He doesn't look impressed himself,

With the hyperactive elf.

One day I'm sure he'll see,

He'll be much better off with me.