Act II: Maria's Soliloquy

Maria: Well, I figured in honor of our sophomore year at North, I'd write a new story. It's been so long. We're in high school, and we never see each other, and –

Britt2: Mia, shut up.

Maria: Brittany, you cannot speak in this act!

Britt2: Why not?

Maria: Did you see the title!?

Britt2: (looks up) I can't read upside-down.

Maria: "Maria's Soliloquy." It says "MARIA'S SOLILOQUY!"

Britt2: Cool. So where are we going for dinner?

Maria (sobs)

End Act II!