"Idiot Boyfriend"

Come on over
Go ahead and let yourself in
You made your own key anyway
Besides, all your shit's here

Please eat all the food
That you find in my fridge
That I bought with my money
From the job I had to take

And you can watch the cable
That I pay for monthly
On that big screen TV
I bought myself

Don't mind the glares
Of the other people who live here
They really don't mind
Besides, it's not just their house

So come on over
Put up your feet
Move on in
Because here, human decency
Is a commodity