January 30, 2005

ATHENA

Anxious Athena approached her Aunt's antechamber.

Demeter delightfully demeaned her brother's daughter.

Zany Zeus, along with Hera his hubby, heard the conversation.

Hades hastily hearkened to his brother's holler.

Disgusting Demeter was doomed to the dead Underworld.

Athena asked another Aunt anxiously,

"Who will watch the wicked woman's child?"

Hestia hastened to hoarsely respond,

"Poseidon promised to provide the pathetic pupil with pens and a place to live."

Athena exited the now empty excellently decorated room.

BILL CLINTON

Bill Clinton blithely blundered into the Blue Room.

Monica Lewinsky mumbled many meaningless words.

Her lover lovingly lavished her with luscious kisses.

Hilary happened to happen upon the room from the hallway.

She stood in shock, then sedately slammed her fist on the sturdy settee.

She relived the ridiculous situation her husband was in, and reluctantly decided to renovate her summer house in Richmond Virginia.

Bill forgot to forge a relationship with formidable wife.

Al Gore attended to the authoritive attorney. Assuming that Bill Clinton is an attorney.

Immediate impeachment was inevitable, unfortunately.