Going Crazy Over a Toy
One day Chris and Jerry went to the Flea Market. Chris was 84 and Jerry was 30. Jerry and Chris saw a toy with a value of 50 cents. Chris hit Jerry with his cain and ran to get it. (So much for old people being unharmful). Jerry takes a long hook and puts it in his hand. He goes up to the guy and buys it, but Chris wasn't done yet.
Later he got a bunch of people and stole it. He went to the valuers and just when he was about to ask how much it was worth, Jerry was in the basement and he used the hook and pulled the toy down. He asked the guy how much it was worth. Turns out, it was worth nothing.