PROCEED WITH CAUTION. This is not a joke. It is a warning for your mental and emotional health. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. The people we are about to introduce you to are really certifiably insane. All the facts in this are true. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Can we stop that thing yet? No! We have to put it in or the health department will sue us! It's been in this chapter three times already and the title! ... We still have to put it. sighs Can we at least put it in parenthesis? OK! Children under the age of three, people with heart, lung, or liver problems, or women pregnant or expecting pregnancy should not continue. (PROCEED WITH CAUTION. So don't sue us!) The facts and people inside will make you fall over laughing. Is that a bad thing? If you have lung problems. I have asthma. Oh. That explains a few things. Not nice! (PROCEED WITH CAUTION.) This is written by two of the insane people in this story. Figure it out for yourself. 'Cause I'm not telling.(PROCEED WITH CAUTION.) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (PROCEED WITH CAUTION.)

Turn back now before- cough cough Sorry, I have a cold.

Great! Now you ruined the whole introduction!

Did not! Can I help it if I have a cold?

Yes!

Uh, no, I can't!

They're still reading!

Oh, right.

Ignore her, she always ruins everything

Why do we always get back on the subject of colds?

Because, because we do. There. Ha!

TURN BACK NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

There. Happy?

Now they have to turn the page.

They can't turn the page; they have to push a button.

Fine! Push the button... NOW!

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It is too late! You had been warned.

Ok, that just sounds corny.

SHUT UP! Use your imagination. It's a fun place! Or state of mind!

My imagination is broken.