I love to watch the little squirrels,

Scampering here and there.

I love to watch them stuff their cheeks,

With nuts and other squirrelly fare.

Look! Here comes a little babe,

Chased by its own tail it runs,

As it bounces 'round in fear,

To pet it would be so much fun.

Hey! Up in that tree right there,

I think I see another one!

It's coming down to see me,

My jubilation overruns,

AAAUGH THIS STUPID SQUIRREL JUST BIT ME!

Somebody get me my GUN!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Review or don't, I do not care.
But know I wrote this just for fun, to judge it wouldn't be quite fair.