Poetry: Random Haikus, Haiku

Up in the Heavens,
Earth not far below, I see
A shining meadow.

Hippopotamus,
In the sky, flying so high,
I wish I could fly!

Flitting and floating
And flying on by, I see
A small butterfly.

In the dark, I hear
A lark. Hark! Hark! I hear a
Lark in the dark, Yay!

Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot,
Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot,
Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot!
(Pointless, I know!)

Please pass the butter,
I need it so! Please pass the
Butter, IT IS GOOD!

(And now, the sequel to that last haiku.)
Don't need no butter,
Artery clogging goodness,
PASS ME THE BUTTER!

(Didn't think I was going to put in any potty humor, eh? You thought
wrong!)
Where is the toilet?
I really gotta go! Oh,
Curse that stupid thing!

Let's just pretend for
A second that I'm normal.
Wow! Scary thought, eh?

If I did love you,
Would you ever love me too?
For I do love you.