I woke up this morning

(actually I never went to bed)

Feeling icky,

(Is that even a word?)

Crying because

(Do I really need a reason?)

today I feel older than yesterday

(Aren't I?)

So I did what I could to savor youth

(You can't do this forever!)

I bought some chocolate milk

(As if I'd drink regular or something)

And watched cartoons

(The classics)

But today it didn't make me feel younger

(Well, you aren't!)

I'm gonna go cry

(That'll make you younger...)

because I feel older today, like I'm growing up...

(and that isn't changing)