A/N – To the Tune of Henry The Eighth I AM.

Sandy Red Tigger I Am

I'm Sandy Red Tigger I am
Sandy Red Tigger the First I am
I live with the Lady Next Door
She's never had a red tabby before
But she thinks I'm just Dandy
I'm her precious lil' Sandy.

Sandy Red Tigger I am, I am
Sandy Red Tigger I am!

(Eighth verse, close to the first)

I'm Sandy Red Tigger I am
Sandy Red Tigger the Eighth I am
I live with the Lady Next Door
She's had seven other tabbies before.
And everyone was a Sandy
Never a Fluffy or a Sam.

Sandy Red Tigger the Eighth I am
Sandy Red Tigger I am!

A/N – Now doesn't that sound like a little ditty in a cat food commercial, with a bouncy red tabby kitty sauntering into the kitchen to eat his dinner? What do you all think? Maybe I should send it to a cat food company.

I'm actually still on SRT the First—and I did have a cat named Sammy—although Sandy is the fourth pet we've had by that name. He's just the first kitty and the first male. The other three were dogs: shelties and a basenji/sheltie. All females. -K