4A/N: I wrote this in homeroom one morning when I was bored, so it's not very good, but I thought it was stupidly funny. And I read it in English class, and everyone in my class appreciated it. I guess you'd have to be an NDA girl to get a lot of the jibes, like not taking a shower (honestly people, we do take showers. But it's just a joke we have about going to all-girl schools.), and Otis Spunkmeyer cookies. (Those things are soooo good.)
Oh I'm a Catholic School Girl
Oh I'm a Catholic schoolgirl,
As pretty as can be,
My shoes are white,
The laces tight,
My socks are to my knee.
Oh I'm a Catholic schoolgirl,
As pretty as can be,
I'm always glad
to wear the plaid,
cause uniforms just suit me.
Oh I'm a Catholic schoolgirl,
As pretty as can be,
In a polo shirt
I'm quite a flirt,
But my life is not carefree.
Oh I'm a Catholic schoolgirl,
As pretty as can be,
I'm as sharp as a knife,
I live a "simple" life,
Since girls are all I see.
Oh I'm a Catholic schoolgirl,
As pretty as can be,
I'm a scrub,
But I'd never snub
an Otis Spunkmeyer cookie.
Oh I'm a Catholic schoolgirl,
As pretty as can be,
I'm for girl power,
And I take a shower
only when people start to flee.
Oh I'm a Catholic schoolgirl,
As pretty as can be,
I sound like a guy
when I say 'Hi',
I say "Hey wassup girlie."
Oh I'm a Catholic schoolgirl,
As pretty as can be,
I have homework everyday
and no time to play,
Wanna trade lives with me?
A/N: And there you have it. My stupid poem about being a Catholic Schoolgirl. Inspiration hits when you least expect it…and when you're half-asleep in the is for all you other Catholic School girls! Later!