Horatio is a funny name. So ha!

The fat cat ate some raw cheese

I am impartial to cheese

Panache is a funny word with flair. Sounds like pancake!

Aquafina is tasty water

Blah equals blah

I gather that there are no mops around here, a statement not a question.

Consilience is relevant to all conversations.

Ah ha! The mice will win!

Read it does brain matter good.

You are a discombobulated infidel!


If it's the government… don't answer.

Batman is your leader!

Kira (future ruler of the world)