The Life and Death of Mr. Fuzzy

By Ev and Kiff and Jo

PROLOUGUE:

One day in tech class, three girls were extremely bored. The movie was stupid, and the games sites were all blocked from the internet. So while the guys they knew played their DSes, they created a story about Mr. Fuzzy. Davy sat there and said, "Oh god…"

CHAPTER ONE

Once upon a time about a bazillion years ago, when everything was 2-d and pixilated (God those were good times…), there lived a little purple box named Mr. Fuzzy. He had big glasses and chicken legs. His eyes were the bluest of blue and the background was the greenest of green. One day, his friend, the yellow spotted lizard of death, decided they were going to go to the mall and buy an anorexic bimbo dress. Mr. Fuzzy was coming out of the closet! They saw their close friend, The Gay Bowl Of Porridge, while they were at Deb trying on obnoxious orange and green dresses, and they decided to become a threesome! They then went to Waldenbooks and saw the hottest guy any of them had ever seen, and thus they turned him gay. Liam, who was in the manga section of Waldenbooks, witnessed the turning of the hot guy at the counter. He screamed. And then he went home and sacrificed a jell-o box by means of burning. The pyro maniacal snow man then said, "Hey, I'm the pyro maniacal snow man. Gosh. Stop taking my job."Chaney then appeared in his pink mini skirt of doom and started doing the chicken dance. Everyone laughed at him. "Ewww! He's wearing pink pants!" Everyone cried. And then it rained. Thus ends the first chapter of Mr. Fuzzy's totally lame life (aka tech is almost over…)