Sibling Rivalry

There's a new baby in our house
A screaming, yelling little monster
That takes up all of Mummy's time
If I want something, it's always
"I'll do it later; the baby needs changing" or
"Not now; the baby needs feeding."
The little brat is taking over
Its things are everywhere
And it seems to have some sort of hold over Mummy
How else do you explain her interest in it,
Her belief that it is the most important thing in the world
I thought I was special to Mummy
But not special enough, it seems
She clearly loves this baby best
But I don't
I hate the hideous little monster
And I want her to send it back
Back to where-ever she got it from