Tell a story

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess.

She lived in a castle,

She had a mother,

And a father,

And a dog.

5 dogs to be exact,

They died.

She had five limozens.

Her father was a murderer.

She buried her dog in her garden.

Why did the dogs die?

They all caught a mysterious disease and died.

She was ugly

So ugly that she died.

Once upon a time there was a prince named William.

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince,

He had 100 horses,

They died. And were reborn. As ghosts.

The prince bought another horse and chased them all away

But they came back. The prince hid under his bed.

The ghost went under the bed and the prince was eating.

The prince bought a pony.

He painted it pink.

Then blue, then yellow.

Yes I am aware there isn't a proper ending. To bad. We didn't get to finish it.