Blind Goats

4 blind goats, 4 blind goats,

See how they run, see how they run,

As they run into your house and eat your cheese

Go through your bathroom without saying please,

Ram into the wall with their big horns

Chase you around your big piles of corn,

Nock the air out of your John Deer tires

Get caught in your wife's clothesline wires,

Trample your son's army men lines

Trip over your watermelon vines,

Nock you into the fire place

Kick your daughter in her face,

And you wonder if they're really blind!