sitting in a cafe
i'll have a frappachino-
Wait
this isn't starbucks

soup then.

i've got cream of chicken and wild rice
with a side of envy-
Wait
i didn't order this

waiter?

there's a dead man in the corner
playing checkers-
Wait
how did i get over here?

sure i'll play with you.

he's got a dead flower in his mouth
check mate-
Wait
wrong game

oh well, i lose anyway.