Women's Language

Yes - No

No - Yes

Maybe - No

I'm sorry. - You'll be sorry.

We need... - I want

It's your decision - The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want... - You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk... - I need to complain.

Sure...go ahead - I don't want you to.

I'm not upset - Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly - You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight - Is sex all you ever think

Be romantic, turn out the lights - I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient - I want a new house.

I want new curtains - ...and carpeting, and furniture, and

Hang the picture there - NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise - I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? -I did something today you're really not
going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute - Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV.

Am I fat? - Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. - Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? - Too late, you're dead.

Was that the baby? - Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! - Yes I am yelling because I think this is

Nothing - Everything

Nothing,really - It's just that you're such an idiot!

I didn't notice you downstairs honey - What the hell are you doing here?!

I'm going shopping - Next time you check your bank balance, there won't be one

I don't wanna cook, let's eat out - Take me to the most expensive restaurant in town

I love you - …until I judge again tomorrow…mwahahaha