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Not even bothering to knock, I barged in. "Ok, Mr. Evil Demon Dude, explanation immediately."
Drake sat up abruptly. "The hell?" He saw me and smirked. "Oh. Just you. Nice outfit, by the way, wench. Leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep."
Did you know Drake looks really sexy without a shirt on? In my mind, I'm drooling. Well, not really, but you get the picture. Without a shirt, he could quite possibly be the hottest guy I've ever seen. I wonder what he would look like without any-EWW! NO! HORMONES, DO NOT MAKE ME THINK THAT! Ok, fine, it's not entirely your fault, my dreaded little hormones. I'm sorry. "No. Tell me what the fuck happened after I passed out."
"Later. I'm tired."
"GOD, DRAKE, YOU TREAT ME LIKE A DOG!"
"That's because to me you practically ARE ONE!"
I crossed my arms across my chest. "At least that Jimmy guy has manners…" I looked away.
"Jimmy?"
My gaze darted back to him and saw a flash of jealousy, but it was quickly hidden, "What? Is little Drakey-boy jealous?"
"Of him? You're kidding."
"Well, he's actually decent."
He stood up, revealing his boxers and more of his delicious chest. Oh. Oops.
"Put a shirt on." I wrinkled my nose in "disgust" hehehehe...
"I don't feel like it."
"Why are you the captain?"
"Who else would be?"
"Someone not so arrogant."
"Oh! I almost forgot. Your jobs are cooking, cleaning, and physical entertainment."
"PHYSICAL ENTERTAINMENT?! WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF SLUT OR WHORE?! NOOO!"
He chuckled. "I was just kidding."
"Meanie. I'll cook, but I DON'T want to clean, deal?" I stuck out my hand.
"You will do as I say." He took my hand and shook it before I could protest. "Deal." He was freaking smirking at me. Idiot demon...
"No! Not Cleaning! AND THAT WAS SOOOO CHEAP! IT DOES NOT COUNT! I WILL NOT do everything you say!" I walked out and slammed the door behind me. The other demons/guys/pirate people were staring at me... oddly. "If you want to know, go ask that fucking ass hole who you appointed captain in that freaking room of his." Shit. I think I just cursed in front of these people. Their eyes grew wide. "Oops. Sorry."
Drake yelled at me yet AGAIN. "CAT!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU EFFIN' BASTARD?!"
"GO MAKE DINNER FOR 40 PEOPLE!"
"MAKE ME!"
He stormed out, slammed the door (with much more force than I could even muster), grew his wings, grabbed me by the waist, and flew us up. He stopped MILES away from the ship, over the ocean. "You will do as I say, or I will drop you."
When Drake's not in a murderous mood and about to kill you, then he's even sexier angry. Especially with no shirt. "I hate you."
He let me drop a few inches. I squeaked, wrapped my arms around Drake's neck, and stuffed my face in his chest. "Please don't."
"Promise you'll do what I say."
"Ok, fine, I will, I promise."
"Good." Drake flew us back, but still didn't move when we landed. "Cat, as much as I know you love to hold on to my lustrous body, go make dinner."
I let go, "Meanie."
I walked off to the kitchen, and started to prepare dinner. I brought back soup, bread, and (EWW!) beer, letting everyone serve themselves. I'm not a freaking slave.
I wasn't hungry, so I settled for a glass of water. After I did the dishes (Stupid freaking dishes. I have a grudge against dishes. I could swear they're organized against me. More and more and more- THEY'RE INTERMINABLE!), I went back to my room, lying down on my bed.
Ok, I must admit, being on a pirate ship is pretty cool, but with DEMONS?! And even worse: DRAKE?! I mean, how could ANYONE stand him? This is DRAKE we're talking about! He's the worst fucking idiot I've ever met! AND MY DAD SOLD ME TO HIM (Indirectly, of course)! WHY THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?! I'M NOT AN OBJECT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Drake actually OWNS me!
Something dropped on the floor, stopping my furious thoughts. It was then I realized someone had also come in. Guess who. Just take a wild guess. No, it's not Santa Clause. Idiot. You still don't get it, do you?
"The laundry. Do it."
"Do it your fucking self. I spent fucking hours preparing your fucking dinner."
"You have to do stuff when you're on a fucking ship, woman."
"I never fucking asked to be here, now did I?"
"Whoever said you had a fucking choice?"
We must both have sex on our minds, because we're using the word "fuck" a lot. "WILL YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE?!"
"I MIGHT IF YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO!"
"I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO, AND YOU WANT ME TO DO MORE!"
"Well, YEAH!"
"OOOOOOOOH MY GOD! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE!"
"Why should I?"
"Because, sometimes, I want NO yelling, NO insults, COMPLETE silence so I can THINK for myself!"
"Why do you need to think for yourself? You're a human, an animal, it's not like you have feelings or anything."
OH, MY GOD. That was IT. I got up and slapped him. Hard. I could see the mark and my hand was stinging. Hah, but did I care? Nope. I just walked past him and out the doors. He SO deserved that. Why does it have to be DRAKE I'm stuck with? I'd rather be stuck with him. Woah- did I just say what I think I said? Oh, no Cat. No, Cat. Cat, no. Don't you dare. Shit. I'm crying. I'm fucking crying now.
A raindrop hit my shoulder.
And now it's raining. Lovely.
I ran to the end of the ship, peering over the edge, daring myself to go in. Why'd I think about him? Now I'm suicidal. There were footsteps behind me.
"Don't you dare jump." It was Drake.
"Why do you care?"
"Cat, don't."
I did. I jumped in.
AWW SHHHIIIITTTT THIS WATER IS FUCKING COLD! The waves were sucking me under, and I couldn't swim to the surface for air. Deeper and deeper. It was dark out, so I could see nothing, no matter how much I tried the salt just stung my blind eyes. It felt as if my lungs were being sucked out and my chest was on fire. It was so hard to move from the freezing water. I soon heard a splash behind me, and arms around my waist pulling me up. Drake.
I gasped for breath when he pulled us to the surface, flying us up to the ship. I was sobbing when he sat us up against the ship's wall (his wings had disappeared at this point) and pulled me against him. He wrapped his arms around my body, shaking from the cold and near death.
We sat there for a few minutes, soaking up both what just happened, and the rain. "Cat, what's going on?"
What just happened? I can't believe I almost killed myself. I could have died. I could have KILLED MYSELF! I TRIED to kill myself! What the hell was I thinking? I guess with all these things happening, I couldn't handle it. I broke down. I couldn't think straight. I think I have some serious issues.
"Cat?"
It took a while, but I finally answered. "Something reminded me of someone who really hurt me. I can't stand thinking about it, and I just-"
"Shhhhh. Tell me in a second. Let's get you dry. Close your eyes."
Drake teleported us to his bedroom and started to take my shirt off. I let him strip me (except my underwear- but he did take my bra off...). I couldn't stop crying, both the images of him and of what just happened haunted my mind. Drake handed me a shirt, pants, and a blanket. He changed himself, sitting himself down next to me on the bed.
"Do you feel like talking about it?"
I shook my head. "No." I leaned against him, he did just save my life, and he put his arms around me. "Thank you. I would be dead without you."
He just pushed me under the covers, following, still comfortingly holding me. I fell asleep.
ONE AND ONE HALF DAYS LATER
I was awoken from a pleasant dream when Mr. I-Own-You-Evil-Demon-Guy teleported in. "Cat, move over."
"What? Why?" Crap, shit, it's so freaking cold in here… Why is it so cold?
"Everyone is drunk and banging on my door, wanting me to join them."
Ah. Right. It's this demon holiday thingy... I forgot what it was called. "Oh. Ok whatever." I didn't feel like arguing.
He climbed in beside me, taking his usual position, warming me some. A few minutes later I still couldn't go back to sleep, and inched closer to him, wanting more heat. Apparently, Drake couldn't either since he was playing with my hair.
"Drake, what time is it?"
"Around 2:30 A.M. Why?"
"You know, thanks to you, I can't go back to sleep."
"What can I say? I'm just too sexy to resist."
"No, I just didn't want to argue with you."
"Hey, it was your choice to let me in the bed or not."
"You would have done it anyway, and you know it."
"You still could have said no."
"But that wouldn't change anything."
"So, you're starting to figure everything out now, then."
"You're mean. And arrogant."
"I know." He gave me a quick squeeze. "But that just makes me all the more lovable, don't you agree?"
I rolled my eyes. "Yes, Drake. Whatever you say." I hope you could tell I was being sarcastic.
"Good."
I looked at him. "Why do you still have all your clothes on?"
"Oh, you want them off? Only if you take off yours, my slutty and horny pet."
"You know what I mean."
"I practically collapsed and I was to tired to take them off."
"Lazy butt…"
"Ok, then…" Drake stood up and stripped all but his boxers, posing. "What do you think?"
I smiled. "Drake is a sex god." Sarcasm
"You know it." He climbed back in bed, and, eventually, fell asleep.
Drake started to take my shirt off and I woke up. "Stop, you sex craver." I mumbled, pushing his hand away.
"Wake up and make breakfast."
"No, it's, like... 5:30... and why are you in my bed?" I remembered last night. "Oh yeah…"
"No, it's 9:47. The guys should be up in at least three hours, go make breakfast."
"To bad, I'm sleeping."
He PUSHED ME OFF THE BED onto the COLD, HARD, WOODEN floor. Meanie. "Fine. By the way, violence isn't the answer. Can I at least take a shower first, though?"
"Yeah."
I stood up and walked into the bathroom, closing the door. I took my clothes off and stepped in. Oooooh, that feels good. My muscles started relaxing, the hot water barely singeing my skin. I sighed, leaning against the wall.
And then shower turned suddenly cold, reminding me of the sea. Oh, shit. No…I rushed the rest of my shower and quickly got out. Wrapping myself in a towel, I stepped out. Drake was still there.
"WHAT THE HELL?! ARE YOU PSYCHO?! GET OUT! OH, MY GOD DRAKE GET OOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT!"
"No."
"SHIT, DRAKE I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON, GET OUUUUTTTTT!"
He walked over to me, put his hands on my shoulder, and pinned me against the wall.
"The hell?!"
He put his body against mine and lifted my arms up. "Isn't that so fun? If I move away, then your towel would fall down! And if I do move, if you move away from the wall to stay against me, your towel will STILL fall down! So, you just have to trust me not to pull away! Isn't that so cool?"
"Drake. Stop. Please."
"You have to be nice to me."
I narrowed my eyes at him. "You sick little bastard."
He moved away a little.
"DRAKE, NO!"
He stopped, chuckling. "You have to be nice."
"You're a sexy demon."
"Oh, come on, is that the best you can do? I already know that."
"Fine. Drake is the sexiest demon out there."
"And?"
"And most girls would do anything to get him in them."
"Oooh I like that one. Next?"
"He's perverted."
"Thin ice, Cat. Thin ice."
I smiled sweetly. "Drake has saved my life."
"That's a fact."
"So?"
"It doesn't count."
"Fine. I owe Drake my life. Better?"
"Much. More, please."
"He can be very nice and caring when he wants to be."
"More."
"His ship is fucking huge."
He laughed. "That doesn't count."
"He's the captain of the best pirates out there."
He stuck his face in the nape up my neck. "One more." His lips moved against my moist skin as he spoke, a soft whisper, making me shiver.
"I don't know what he's doing, and it's scary because I'm not used to the feeling. And I want him to let me go so I can get dressed."
I felt Drake smile against my skin. He flattened me against the wall and let go of my wrists. "Thank you for all the compliments."
"You're not welcome."
He tugged on a strand of my hair. "Your hair is wet."
"Yeah. Because I just took a shower, remember?"
Once I had hold on the towel, he moved away. "Wasn't that a fun game?"
"Not really." I went back into the bathroom. "Drake, hand me some clothes."
"Sure."
What? A MINISKIRT? NOT WITH A BAJILLION GUYS SURROUNDING ME! Stupid Drake…
I changed (yes, the door was closed) and stepped out. "Can I please not wear a miniskirt when I'm the ONLY girl on the ship surrounded by billions of PERVERTED guys?"
"Don't worry. They know you're my property. Wouldn't even think of touching you. Well, at least, they wouldn't touch you. They'll probably have sex with you in their head."
"Well, that's comforting. And I'm not your property. And don't say I am, because I don't want to fight."
I walked to the kitchen. Wow this place is huge... funny how I didn't notice that yesterday. Hmmmm... what to make... OOOOH! Leeks! Yep, I'll make these people SUFFER! HEALTH FOOD TO ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Except for me, of course. I'll just have some cereal.
"Ok, guys, have fun." I left the leeks on the table (they were covered, so the guys didn't know what they were yet) and walked to my room with some dry cereal.
I heard someone scream. "WHAT THE FUCK?! LEEKS? GROSS!"
I cracked up, feeling no pity at all. Drake walked in with a grin on his face.
"Leeks? Nice one, Cat." He snatched the cereal away from me, taking a bite. "Never do that again."
"It was to tempting."
He sat down next to me, eating more, before looking at the box strangely. "This stuff sucks."
"It doesn't have a bunch of sugar in it."
"Well, it should."
"You're so spoiled." I nudged his shoulder.
"Yeah, I know, it's great." There was a few minutes of silence. "They need to invent T.V.s."
"Why are you even here?"
"I don't know, you're the only person who doesn't say thy and thou and sir and crap like that."
"So?"
"They drive me insane."
"Well then why did you take us to this century?"
"This is how we get to the place where we have to get married. I can't fully teleport yet, and planes are overrated."
"Shit, no, I'm not marrying you."
"You have to, my pet." He put his arm around my shoulders. "Don't worry, you're not alone. I don't want to do this either."
"At least you weren't taken from home."
"At least you don't have to please the country."
I sighed, giving up. "What time is it?"
"Twelve, I think."
"So, we've been sitting here for 30 minutes without arguing? Wow, a new record."
"You're the one who starts the fights."
"Says who?"
"Says me."
"Who ever gave you permission to say?"
"My dad- the person who gave you to me, woman. I'm superior because I own you-"
"Why can't you get it in your head that you DON'T OWN ME and that you're NOT SUPERIOR?"
"Because it's true." He pulled me toward him. "I own everything I see in this room."
"Including you… all… of you…" His eyes scanned me, my face, my hair, my entire body.
"OH, MY GOD YOU DIDN'T!" I pulled back my fist and punched him in the stomach.
His eyes harshened, he seemed unfazed, but angry. "You thought that would hurt?" he raised his head and looked directly at me. But what I saw in his eyes was... lust... not anger... WHAT THE HELL?
"W-what... what?"
"Cat..." His voice was almost a growl. "Never hit me again." In almost an instant, he had me against the wall.
"What are you doing?"
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