a/n: based on actual events. rather random and written a while back. feel free to comment on cadence; I just went crazy with my meter (or lack there of). also, supposed to be in quatrains... I just cannot get this quickedit thing to work for me!

anyway, enjoy!

One day I was eating an apple

It was a granny smith

And as I bit into it

Something tasted wrong

I spit out the paper-y bite

And pushed aside the greens

There I found a sticker

That clearly read "Gee Whiz"

I studied the paper a moment

Then taped it on my wall

With all the other odd things

I find on my produce