NOTE: I actually wrote a second chapter. This story is so easy to update because it is completely plotless. I wonder how many times I used the word sexy in THIS story? Again, if you steal my characters, you are forever shamed NOT because you stole my characters, but because of the characters you STOLE. Completely lame. And yes, Sexiroth's name was inspired by Sephiroth. :D

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«Bonjour! Comment allez-vous, mon amour?» dit Sexiroth.

«Comme-ci comme-ça. Merci beaucoup, et toi?» dit Sexiboi.

«Ah, ça-va bien. Merci. Er... je veux avoir sexe avec toi. Et toi?»

«J'aime le sexe. Sexe est très bon...» dit Sexiboi.

Donc, Sexiroth et Sexiboi, ils ont le sexe.

WZZZZZZZP. Fast backward. Stop. Play.

While Sexiroth and Sexiboi practiced their sexy French (kissing), Seximan watched, touching himself sexily. Sexiroth and Sexiboi instantly notices, for they had Sexy-Senses, and Seximan's sexiness had reached the "Super Sexy Sexiness" part of the Sexy Meter which was a part of the Sexy-Senses (like Spidey Senses, only less Spidey and more Sexy).

Sexiroth and Sexiboi decided that practicing sexy French (kissing) was not as sexy as it would be to have sexy sex with Seximan, so Sexiboi decided he wanted to (sexily) seduce Seximan.

Seximan caught on to their plan, however, and decided to be unsexy and attempt to avoid Sexiboi's sexy sex advances.

Sexiroth noticed that Sexiboi's attempts at sexily seducing Seximan were failing, so he sexily decided to join in the sexing-up himself.

Seximan did not stand a chance as Sexiroth slowly gave Seximan a sexy strip-tease.

Seximan drooled, sexily of course, and instantly became hard (like, zzzBOING!) very sexily. His pants were sexily tenting, and he seriously needed to take them off sexily. So Sexiboi sexily helped by sexily taking them off with his sexy teeth and sexily decided since Sexiboi was randomly naked, to sit on Seximan's penis!

Sexiroth drooled as Sexiboi sat on Seximan's penis and they begun to have hot, steamy, sexy sex. Sexiroth wanted in so he came over and stood by Sexiboi sexily who was at just the right, sexy height to give Sexiroth sexy head. So Sexiboi began giving Sexiroth the sexiest fellatio he could muster, and Sexiroth and Seximan and Sexiboi all moaned sexily together. They sexily enjoyed the sexy sex, before all of the Sexi's, in all of their Sexi glory, erupted in ONE GIANT orgasm.

The end of SEXINESS, Episode two.