My vision is blurred
And my speech impaired
I can't walk straight
Not a drop was spared.

I feel a cool tingly sensation
All over my body
I knew nothing, I was retarded
My reflexes were slower
Then the turtle trying to win the race.

My heads pounding
And my heart stammering
Everything seemed to be ultra-sounding
What made me want to do this?

One can led to another and before
I knew it; I had downed 6 and
Was going for my 7th

Never again will I do this, ever
I feel like shit…

It's Wednesday night and all is well…
My sister says there's a party
So I say lets go

Drinking is going on and I pick up a can…
Bottoms up…
...And my tale starts again...