A/N: written for an assignment in creative writing - we had to take on a different persona and write from their perspective.
five plus one is six
i don't like math
but today we're learning
five plus three is eight and
five plus two is seven and
five plus one is six and
ill be six tomorrow and
mommy says i can have a
spider-man party
and all my friends will come
but no girls are allowed
cause girls have cooties
and we cant get infected
or we'll get kicked out of
the secret club
it's called the superheroes club
and i'm spider-man and
willy is superman and
joey is the hulk and
bobby is iceman and
timmy is batman and
i'm so excited i cant sit still
and missus duncan says
don't fidget sit still but
i hope i get
the new spider-man action figure
and a new bike cause
mommy says i've gotten so big and
i know tomorrow will be a good day