A/N: written for an assignment in creative writing - we had to take on a different persona and write from their perspective.

five plus one is six

i don't like math

but today we're learning

five plus three is eight and

five plus two is seven and

five plus one is six and

ill be six tomorrow and

mommy says i can have a

spider-man party

and all my friends will come

but no girls are allowed

cause girls have cooties

and we cant get infected

or we'll get kicked out of

the secret club

it's called the superheroes club

and i'm spider-man and

willy is superman and

joey is the hulk and

bobby is iceman and

timmy is batman and

i'm so excited i cant sit still

and missus duncan says

don't fidget sit still but

i hope i get

the new spider-man action figure

and a new bike cause

mommy says i've gotten so big and

i know tomorrow will be a good day