Ode to Johnny

Two million photos coat my room

Of my man, Orlando Bloom-

OOPS!

I was lying, what the heck,

My man's the one and only Johnny Depp.

He's MINE, you twit, you best back off

You have no right to scathe and scoff

You might think that I'm obsessed,

I know you're right, I won't protest

But there's obsessed…and then there's me

I hope you realize that I will scream

If you DARE decide to steal my man

You can't take him, only I can!